As of twenty-five minutes ago (plus however many minutes it takes to write this blog) I am now a man. Not just a man, but an alcoholic man (don't do drugs). For as long as I can remember, I've been alive. For as long as I can remember, I've been able to breathe. For as long as I can remember, I've hardly touched a drop of liquor. Does this make me a man of abstinence? Neigh! I merely waited for the experience of that first drop of whiskey touching my tongue.

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IN WHICH GUBMINT

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ChatGPT is scary powerful. A great example is to ask it to write a sonnet about the topic of your choice, from the French Revolution to Mushrooms to Roller Coasters. Of course, it is far from perfect and very not-illegalist. Read on for Pinkie NOT selling cocaine.

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This week the life lessons we learned are:

-Do not impersonate cops, they don't like it and will arrest you.

-You could be minding your own business going to the store or walking down the street or whatever and suddenly naked stranger...and you know it's never going to be someone you want to see naked.

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Well, you've read the title well enough on its own and yet you're wondering about why it's there all of the sudden: after all, my previous blog was over nine months ago and even then, this should've been done a long time ago; nevertheless, it's about time for an update since I'd taken the liberty of writing some new stories recently as well as currently writing more as of currently. In any case, I feel nothing but a heavy pressure gathering up inside of me right now since I have a hard time

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As you may know by now, this month is fast approaching its closure and along with it the end of summer; while this is nothing new so to speak of, what's not is the fact that I've started up a PayPal account late last year following my father's hospitalization due to an overdose: thankfully, he's still doing great as of yet. Either way, I can see that no new contributions have been made since the last blog post, even with everything that has been said and done no less; although I can understand

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